Let this proclamation go forth throughout the land! It's that time again, players! Summon thy mightiest Phantom Warlords, collect thy carrots of power, and gather thine endless serpents, and join us every Thursday at 8pm for the Comic Center's Mystic Warlords of Ka'a tournament! The victor of each week's epic battle will collect a bounty of $500!
- Stuart has dibs on partnering with any celebrity contestants.
- Energy drinks will be available, for a significant but fair fee.
- At the judges' discretion, persons with eidetic memory may be assigned a three-card handicap.
- Please limit taunts to quotes from even-numbered Trek films only.